what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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