I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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