I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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