there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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