I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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