If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
True college students do jello shots in the library
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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