Do you still have your period?
Pappa wants mamma naked
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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