i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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