i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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