I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize