Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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