is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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