This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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