He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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