That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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