I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
how can u be prego again
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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meet me or not, i'm out of control
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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