Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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