I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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