Hey man sorry I got all grabby
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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