someone get that fucking seahorse.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
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your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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