Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
He told me they were just razor bumps!
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
They are going to name an STD after you.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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