you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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