if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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