you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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