You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
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