did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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