I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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