apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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