Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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