was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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