So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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