Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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