youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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