Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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