i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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