I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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