her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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