Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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