fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
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i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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