The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
FUCK WHALES
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