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i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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