Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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