There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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