I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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