Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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