I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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