Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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