Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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