i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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