Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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